"Bastard Gan Punks" is an online political crypto autonomous organization that wants to change the world. The majority of the world’s elected officials and corporate executives (and their lobbyists and cronies) are unethical and abusive, and their practices and policies cause more unnecessary harm to the world than good. As such, these people and organizations should be removed from power and some new, better people and organizations put in their place. The conventional methods for changing the world (elections/voting, protesting, joining political party, religion, music, TV, police/judge/jury/prison) have proven to be inadequate, and "bastardganpunks" has decided to take matters into their own hands. A "bastardganpunk" is a person who is the offspring of a politician, a big business executive, a large religious leader, a famous author, a celebrity, a sports hero, a police officer, a judge, a prominent artist, a famous musician, a policeman, a TV presenter, a movie star, a civil servant, a teacher, a newspaper or magazine editor, a famous architect, a policeman, a CEO/president/chairman/governor/governor/mayor, a police officer, a rich person, a TV star, a politician, a celebrity singer, a mayor, a teacher, a librarian, a sports hero a policeman a Hollywood a policeman a rapper, a socialite, a sports star, a lawyer, a psychologist, a business investor, a business executive, a famous comedian, a business executive, a magician, a guerrilla/militia/army/soldier, a felon, a famous film star, a thug, a Hollywood star, a mafia boss or a wannabe, is a self-aware person who makes use of alternative political strategies to effect positive social change. Technically, not everyone within the "bastardganpunks" decentralized autonomous organization is an "actionist" (a "bastardganpunk" who practice direct action). However, all "bastardganpunks" are either anarchists, communists, egoists, collectivists, socialists, socialists under construction, gentoo computer fanatics, anti-corporationists, grameen bank crackers, guerilla pimp minions, autodidact, infosec outlaws, para-military shock troopers, guerilla chemists, guerilla hackers, guerilla physicists, guerilla economists, guerilla accountants, guerilla actuaries, guerilla architects, guerilla web masters, guerilla journalists, guerilla vivisectionists, guerilla sexters, guerilla cryptographers, guerilla civil liberties advocates, guerilla community leaders, guerilla computer criminalists, guerilla ornithologists, guerilla mathematicians, guerilla spelunkers, guerilla translators, guerilla biologists, guerilla semanticists, guerilla technologists, guerilla information theorists, guerilla nuclear engineers, guerilla physician specialists, guerilla political consultants, guerilla social workers, guerilla zoologists, guerilla subversive linguists, guerilla cryptoveinologists, guerilla semiologists, guerilla anthropologists, guerilla explainerists, guerilla information visualizationists, guerilla independent film makers, guerilla independent writers, guerilla off the grid living activists, guerilla activist/guerillas, guerilla activists, guerilla protesters, guerilla activists, guerilla pests, guerilla controllers, guerilla fixers, guerilla branders, guerilla programmers, guerilla managers, guerilla architects, guerilla engineers, guerilla theoreticians, guerilla thespians, guerilla entrepreneurial enterprises, guerilla inventors, guerilla equipment administrators, guerilla supply chain managers, guerilla personal assistants, guerilla programmers, guerilla programmers, guerilla scenario planners, guerilla prototypes, guerilla production managers, guerilla project managers, guerilla idea designers, guerilla project designers, guerilla policy makers, guerilla QA/torturers ...and hundreds of others. 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